- Wed, 01:14: These are offensive to my mouth.… http://t.co/Ou9LjtDp3l
- Tue, 20:45: RT @IHeartCoulson: Clark & Joss...I don't know who to squee for first #CoulsonLives http://t.co/Dkue1JMe
- Fri, 02:16: Silence of the Yams #PutYamsInAMovieTitle
- Fri, 02:17: Indiana Yams #PutYamsInAMovieTitle
- Fri, 02:17: Yams and Dolls #PutYamsInAMovieTitle
- Fri, 02:19: Star Yams #PutYamsInAMovieTitle
- Fri, 02:23: Lord of the Yams: Fellowship of the Yam #PutYamsInAMovieTitle
- Fri, 02:34: Oh. The Princess Yam #PutYamsInAMovieTitle
- Fri, 02:37: Yamageddon #PutYamsInAMovieTitle
- Tue, 16:35: Back at my desk today.
- Tue, 22:04: RT @tyleroakley: 34 years ago today, gay rights activist Harvey Milk was assassinated. I'm so thankful for the work he did and hope he c ...
- Thu, 16:39: @wellhawkward #MentionSomeoneYoureThankfulFor
- Thu, 17:42: I always make far too much food on Thanksgiving.
- Thu, 18:37: Watching the National Dog Show while dinner is cooking.
- Sat, 17:07: "I collect spores, molds, and fungus." #Ghostbusters
- Sat, 17:22: My boyfriend is adorable.
- Sat, 17:37: "There is no Dana. Only Zuul."
- Sat, 18:08: "When someone asks if you are a god, you say YES." #Ghostbusters
- Thu, 19:57: RT @adamlevine: Donald Trump is one slip into a vat of toxic waste away from becoming an ACTUAL comic book super villain.
- Thu, 22:09: (I hate people so much today.)
- Wed, 13:40: (I've started the process of unfollowing people on FB)
- Wed, 17:18: RT @clarkgregg: Move out before the dumb rubs off on u RT @olaftheblaq: @clarkgregg room mate believes we will be put in concentration c ...
- Wed, 17:21: http://t.co/2aYH9PvA The only weather report you need.
- Wed, 17:22: IT'S FUCKING COLD IN NEW YORK, NY http://t.co/l3UJ9UsO
- Tue, 14:08: I've voted, now it's your turn.
- Tue, 14:09: @clarkgregg is telling everyone to vote. Listen to him.
- Tue, 20:55: Tonight we will support the #CocktailParty
- Tue, 22:44: #FirstTimeIMet @wellhawkward I thought he'd get himself killed within his first year. Glad I was wrong.
- Tue, 23:04: Mun is reading Peter Pan and calling it research. #RPersAreFunny
- Wed, 01:30: There's a joke in there somewhere. RT: @VaGentlenerd Fact: in Maine it is legal for beavers to vote.
- Wed, 02:18: (Thank you PA for not making me lose faith in you.)
- Wed, 02:41: RT @NBCNews: "Pennsylvania was the Ohio back-up plan." -@chucktodd on the significance of Romney losing PA #NBCPolitics
- Wed, 03:44: (Going to bed. Anxious to see what type of world I'll wake up to.)
- Mon, 22:01: RT @NICKZANO: ATTN: Fathers, Sons, Grandfathers, Uncles, Cousins, Brothers, Nephews, we need to stand by & help protect the women in ...
- Mon, 22:01: RT @DickGraceless: Dear America, Please don't elect Romney. We've only just got over Bush. Yours sincerely, Literally everyone else ...
- Mon, 22:31: Everyone get out and vote tomorrow. Tell them Coulson sent you.
- Mon, 22:38: RT @jwoodman57: Agent Phil Coulson has twitter. Why was there even an option to follow? It should have been automatically done as I sign ...